Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Your dad touched me again.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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