I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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