If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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