My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
