I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
You need a sexual gate keeper
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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