haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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