forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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