Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
