He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
