Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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