That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
well, you know. whores of a feather.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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