It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Randomize
