It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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