I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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