Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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