Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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