you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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