I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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