you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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