I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
People in love make me want to vomit
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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