i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
There r osticjed everywhere
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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