So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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