why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
FUCK WHALES
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