Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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