I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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