Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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