no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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