I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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