I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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