giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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