just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
