So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
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