i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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