Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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