He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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