I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Randomize
