ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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