Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
