Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
