this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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