Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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