He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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