Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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