we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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