Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
false alarm, still single
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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