quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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