I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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