woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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