whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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