He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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