how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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