Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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