I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
My breasts were aching with rage.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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