He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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