going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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