Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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