Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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